The Crooked House was a pub in South Staffordshire, England. Its name and distinctive appearance were the result of 19th-century mining subsidence which caused one side of the building to be approximately 4 feet (1.2 m) lower than the other. It was known as \"Britain's wonkiest pub\", and optical illusions inside the building made objects appear to roll uphill.
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