{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it's scent claiming ownership.","length":91}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"fact":"Cats lose almost as much fluid in the saliva while grooming themselves as they do through urination.","length":100}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' eyes shine in the dark because of the tapetum, a reflective layer in the eye, which acts like a mirror.","length":109}
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