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{"fact":"A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.","length":86}

{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}

{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}