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Venetian Snares x Daniel Lanois is a collaborative album by breakcore musician Aaron Funk and guitarist–producer Daniel Lanois released on May 4, 2018, by Timesig.

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Buri is a municipality in the state of São Paulo in Brazil. The population is 19,965 in an area of 1196 km2. The elevation is 590 m.

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